- What is the most famous footwear philosopher? Socrates
- Whenever I lose a sock I update my status to 'single and looking'
- What's a bear without socks? Bear-foot
- My friend keeps going on about his brand new wardrobe. I told him to put a sock in it
- I was going to throw away my old socks but I got cold feet
- Why did the golfer buy two pairs of the same socks? He was afraid of a hole in one
- Me at 24: Shots Shots Shots. Me at 34: Socks Socks Socks
- Did well at strip poker the other night. I played my socks off
- What did the hat say to the sock? “I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot”
- What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? I’ll see you next time around
- Bumped into a friend at the store and he asked, “Why are you wearing one red and one black sock? I said, “I’m not sure, but I have another pair like this at home.”
- Why are socks always separating? Because one of them always has to be right, so the other one left
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